Here are a few I remember:
What did the hotel-owner say to the elephant who couldn’t pay his bill?
‘Pack your trunk and clear out.’
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing: peanuts can’t talk, silly!
What do elephants do for entertainment?
Watch elevision.
Why couldn’t the elephants play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was sitting on the deck
What is an elephant’s favourite instrument?
A trumpet.
Who weighs 6000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant
What do you do if an elephant sneezes?
Get out of the way
Why are elephants poor dancers?
Because they have 2 left feet.
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